Excuse Me my Tits are Waiting

Writing the book

This is my first book
It's been great fun to write, when my family heard whispers that I had a book in the pipeline, their enquiries about it came back to me in all sorts of forms.

Like I hear you are writing a book “tits wobbling” or “tits waiting” or something, hesitant pause… what's it all about? Some were a little shocked about the title.

My friend Alison's cartoons kept me chuckling for days.
And the opportunity to write a wicked, witty diatribe also made me grin.

Why I wrote the book

On a more serious side our obsession with perfection is destroying our ability to live happy, balanced rewarding lives.

At present the top prom ball gift to schoolgirls in the USA is a boob job.
I think humanity has really lost the plot.

As a parent I am appalled that we are leaving such a shocking superficial legacy for our children.

What we are saying is that unless you look perfect your life won't work.
Obsession with appearance is no different to a drug addiction.

It mutilates our potential to create healthy, balanced brilliant lives.

When we take responsibility for our self esteem or liking who we are we experience a lasting sense of well being, happiness and prosperity a million times more potent and lasting than any boob job.

If ever there was a makeover to do it is the way we think about ourselves and anchor our self esteem.

My favorite passage in the book

Pauline Delury – the goddess returned.

I am 43 and have been living with my gorgeousness for some time now, although I had to leave my tits, butt and belly behind to do that, or rather my expectations of them.

Since I was 15 I have been absorbed into the plastic world of make believe success. The one that tells us incessantly that tight bums, big taught boobs and a porcelain face that has no lines will magically give you the love of your life, the house of your dreams and all the financial endowments you so desire.

Well, IT'S JUST NOT TRUE. Give up the lie and live with the self that is naturally yours. Celebrate you. IT'LL BE OK.

I have now entered the most prosperous time in my life and I owe it all to myself. My sparkling blue eyes radiate out my passionate woman and with a bit of practice my neurons now fire from different thoughts about real beauty that is fed from the heart. This does not make me less but more.

I live a vibrant, strong and powerful life. The real me is running free with my angel hair liberating itself form the dye and my luscious breasts heaving at the ever expanding abundant beauty of my life. Its not about the magic of positive thinking, its about really believing in your self and taking small steps every day to reinforce it. Yes, I am a great writer. Yes I love being an emerging artist. Yes motherhood becomes me. Yes my size 14 pants look bloody great on my curvy arse. And Yes my 40 something boobs look terrifyingly seductive with a hint of cleavage showing. The more I radiate my true self and become comfortable with that, the more opportunities come my way.True Story!

Why the title

Externality is when we let boob jobs, bank accounts
and other things outside ourselves decide if we are ok.

It's getting so bad that we literally are allowing our tits to decide if we are ok.

No wonder they eventually start to sag with the weight of such an impossible task.

It's time we took responsibility for our gorgeousness after all our boobs are the ultimate symbol of nurturing.

And…
It's a fun outrageous title that makes me smile…
I thought it would be hilarious to have a title like this on a
bestseller list.

About the author Nickola Blunt

I believe our children truly deserve to inherit a rich legacy on all levels. I have been blessed with an incredible coach, a divine daughter and many opportunities to polish my rough edges.

My coaching work SUCCESS WITHOUT STRESS and Usana Health Sciences Health and Wellness Business has grown as I have and I am grateful for all the people in my life who have been a part of that rich, wild and beautiful process which has given me so much insite, laughter and learning on how I can best tend my tits.

My passion is providing people with simple, humorous, tools and awareness so they can have fun maxing the brilliance, balance and fun in their lives and leave the world the rich legacy of their full potential.

One person can create profoundly positive change from any place in the world its kind of like lighting heart sparklers on an unseen level…
And its more fun than anything I know